does anyone else accidentally stare at a boys penis when hes wearing pants
me but it’s never an accident
DO GIRLS REALLY DO THIS
yep, I’m just like, how can you hide a penis there? like where does it go?
it’s not even in a sexual way, i’m just like, how does it fit in there? is it uncomfortable?
Not if you know how to wear pants properly ;)
After seeing a strange but convincing post on her dash, Sarah decides to test its theory. She begins holding her breath—an easy task for a first-chair clarinet—and carefully clicks “reblog”. The post becomes lighter as the loading icon appears, spinning in the center like the circle of life itself. Suddenly, her computer shuts down as it runs out of battery. The girl frantically begins searching for her laptop charger, still holding her breath with a determined will. She won’t lose this fight. As her computer begins to turn on, she pounds the wall beside her in frustration as she notices the Windows mandatory update screen—once a simple annoyance, it is now the key that seals her fate. “Come on, come on!” she whispers, afraid to use up too much of her precious air supply, now dwindling as the percentage slowly increases. 35%. Her lungs are on fire, but she cannot give up. 50%. Black spots begin to cloud her vision. 70%. Feeling faint, she leans back and tries to keep her racing mind focused on the task at hand. 85%. Mere seconds remain. 99%. … Just as it hits 100%, her screen comes to life, but the girl can’t take it anymore and promptly passes out, knocking over the poorly-placed lit candle on her dresser. It ignites the pile of school papers on the ground, and within minutes the whole house is ablaze. Fortunately, Sarah lives alone, and only one life is taken in the tragic accident. It’s a shame that she put so much trust in the internet with such a personal matter as kissing. Perhaps she should’ve just asked her girlfriend instead, thus saving all of this trouble.
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Posted like a boss
GOD DAMN IT EVERY TIME THIS IS ON MY DASH I NEARLY THROW UP LAUGHING
I didn’t find this that funny until I realized that was somebody’s foot.
I watch How I Met Your Mother every single night until I fall asleep.
Finished all the episodes on Netflix? Jump back to season 5 or 7 or hell even 1. Every. Single. Night.
I regret nothing.
ARE WE NOT TALKING ABOUT THE FACT THAT ROSE HAS A WEDDING RING
BECAUSE ROSE IS WEARING A WEDDING RING
I literally inhaled so hard I started coughing.
She probably married her doctor….
am i the only one who’s more excited for the hobbit than christmas
this has to be one of my favorite things ever
John Barrowman at FandomFest 2013 (x)
'Never apologize for being nerdy.'
Daughtry - 18 Years
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